The Onion Movies

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation...

The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.

While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens. In the year...